Office by Alex Penny
That awkward moment where your name is Ashton and ur close friend’s new girlfriend name is Ashton and he says things like “I slept with Ashton” or “I think Ashton is special” and it goes on.
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Red Tails
(Source: snowinoureyes, via felistrevino)
apparently most guys(not myself) think that the more “Y’s” a female puts in “Hey” when shes texting the more variety in meaning. My friend believes one “y” means she’s just a friend, 2 she wants you bad, 3 she wants you to get her pregnant, and 4 she wants to propose to your dick… Its hilarious
got some training to do if i do
Its because you didnt hydrate! had you been hydrating none of this shit would’ve happened haha only Airman would understand. the days I remember
speaks for itself. I have a lot of stress right now its crazy. I have a ton to think about especially with my Air Force career.
i come home mid July and cant wait. finally getting back to use technology again. Using the internet briefly and getting my phone in the morning cant wait.
(via kloring69)
I am a really awesome guy, but sshhh don’t tell anyone cause I don’t want every cute girl in the world finding out but ur cute so I’m telling you haha.
“Nooo!! I’m not over qualified if Anything I’m barely qualified don’t do this pleeeaase let me join” haha
Driving down the street with friends in the car and at red lights mouthing the words to Usher “without you”, Ciara “Goodies”, and Amerie “1 thing” to girls and guys in cars beside you for laughs.
Just came from doing my favorite sport with some family; paintballing was awesome I go so often it was great. A ball hit me in the throat smh ouch
